Yes, it really is good news. Because what I really mean is, it FINALLY broke. And I have been wanting a new couch, shopping for a new couch, dreaming of a new couch, for EVER.
I had narrowed it down to three finalists, all from Macy's. I liked Macy's prices, I liked the adorable mid-century vibe of many of the sofas, and I really liked that they were all in the same store because I kind of hate errands.
Contestant Number One: Claudia
But alas, not so comfy, that Claudia.
Contestant Number Two: Corona
He got another point in the store for his sexy fabric. Very granny-chic, sort of bumpy, which would importantly hide cat scratches well. Five whole points. Five points should have made him a star, but then he had to go and get all awkward when we sat down on him. Cushions popping all over the place. Um, you're a couch, Corona. You're going to have to get better at being sat upon. No dice.
Contestant Number Three: Chloe
Um, and because I really didn't want her to be lonely in her new home, I also adopted her boyfriend, Morgan. Isn't he handsome?